REALLY GOT INTO
CYCLING in 1971
after buying my first good road bike. There was a lot to learn, so I gathered
what books I could find. One, Richards Bicycle Book by Richard
Ballantine, is still a favorite. Its now dog-eared and yellowed
but I still look at it from time to time and always enjoy the writing and
One part stuck with me most over the years: Ballantines tips for handling dogs. He wrote:
If you can do it, the best thing is to outrun an attacking dog. Often this is not possible, but 99 times out of 100 there is still no serious problem. . . . He is normally friendly. All you have to do is stop, dismount, and face him directly.This is a good tactic that usually works, and Ive used it plenty. Add the command No! and youve really got something. Even fierce dogs will halt if you can say it menacingly enough.
Using this approach, Ive ridden safely past all manner of dogs. So I felt ready recently when two rather ferocious toilet lappers charged me on my evening commute. One was a smallish German shepherd, the other a heavily muscled Rottweiler/Labrador mix.
I couldnt sprint past the pair because I was climbing. I slowed to a crawl, watching them. The smaller one kept its distance and barked. The Rott/Lab circled to my right, holding her triangular head low, snarling. Ballantines words came to me:
Have confidence. As a human you are one of the largest mammals and a formidable contender in a fight.I unclipped my right foot and stopped, straddling my bike. I stood tall, squared my shoulders and shouted, No! screwing my face into a mask of terror.
It didnt work. Quicker than an endo, the mean mongrel was on me. She lunged, catching my right leg just above the knee with both fangs.
It stunned me. I glanced at the blood running down my leg and freaked. I recalled Ballantines next option: fighting. He coached:
Dont cower or cover up, because the dog will only chew you to ribbons. Attack. Any small dog can simply be hoisted up by the hind legs and his brains dashed out. With a big dog you are fighting for your life. If you are weaponless, try to tangle him up in your bike and then strangle him.I studied my foe. This was no lap dog to be hoisted and dashed. Perhaps from tasting my leg or maybe from a lifetime of getting beat, this fiend wasnt about to retreat. I faced pure evil. Her glassy eyes rolled back in her skull. She crouched, bared her teeth, and blitzed again.
It may sound stupid, but I tried to punch the beast in the head. She dodged and snapped, snagging my forearm with her teeth as it passed. Desperate now, I picked up my bike and swung it back and forth, pendulum style. This forced her to retreat slowly into a nearby driveway, still snarling. I wasnt eager to get too close again. But I was charged with adrenaline from the encounter. I was angry that this violent dog was out, and I wanted to find the owner and scream at him. So I inched into the driveway holding my bike as a shield, yelling. A man appeared and managed to grab the dogs collar and force her into a shed.
Still rattled and mad, I started accusing the poor guy, who finally made me understand that the dog belonged to someone who attends a church in the area, brings his pet along, and lets it run free while shes at the service.
The man brought out a medicine chest. After I cleaned and patched my leg, we called the owner and the authorities. The former was deeply apologetic and assured me the dog had all its shots. The latter said theyd had several complaints about a dog that matched the descriptionand theyd impound her. I never found out what happened. The animal shelter was too busy to get back to me.
On my commute now, I pray the dog doesnt appear. I havent seen it, a good sign. Maybe the owner finally keeps it at home. I sure hope so. The next cyclist might not be so . . . uh . . . well prepared.
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